Down's Syndrome Girl

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You've Ggot to look your best tonight
You Em7tubby little parasite
'Cause Cthere's a lovely lady and she's Cmwaiting for Dyou
And Gthough her pretty face may seem
A Em7special person's wettest dream
BeCfore you get to see it there are Cmthings you must Ddo
We'll Ctry a Cmtie and Bmboutonniere of Emyellow
Or a Crose that Cmshows that Bmyou're a classy Emfellow
With the Cposh paCmnache of BmJefferson at E7Monticello
Am7Busting out a D7mile with style
I Gknow you just can't wait to stare
At Em7all that luscious orange hair
But, Cboy, before you touch a single Cmcurl
You Bmmust impress that ultra bloomin'
EmAll-consumin', E7poorly groomin'
Am7Down's D7Syndrome Ggirl
On Gany normal day you reek
As Em7if you're on a farting streak
Your Cfinger's up your
nose and you are Cmdripping with Ddrool
But Gif you want a lady's love
You're Em7better off by smelling of
A Cgentleman's cologne instead of Cmsneakers and Dstool
A Csquirt, a Cmspurt
Of Bmsomething just for EmEllen
And you'll Csee, that Cmshe
Will Bmfind you so Emcompellin'
And she Cdoes, beCmcause
The Bmonly smell that E7she'll be smellin'
Am7Won't be coming D7from your bum
You Gwanna take that little whore
And Em7spin her on the dancing floor,
But Cboy, before you do a single Cmtwirl
You Bmmust impress that effervescing,
EmSelf-possessing, E7no BS-ing
Am7Down's D7Syndrome Ggirl
Her Aeyes are emerald F#m7portals
To a C#msecret land of Dmlove
And her Asmile is like the F#m7sweetest summer C#mflower
Her Akiss is so inF#m7viting
And her C#mhugs are so deDmlighting
And what makes G#them really A#nice
Is that they've Cmgot a little C#spice,
Because they're Atighter than a Bvise
And they go C#mon for an Dhour
My Fboy, between the two of us,
We'll Dm7get you on that shorty bus
And A#then you're gonna take it for a A#mwhirl.
Now A#go impress that A#msuper-thrilling,
AmWish-fulfilling, D7Yoo-Hoo spilling,
A#Ultra-swinging, A#mboner-bringing,
AmGaily singing, D7dingalinging,
A#Stupefying, A#mfortifying,
AmAs of Monday, D7shoelace tying,
A#Stimulating, A#mtitillating,
AmKitty-cat imD7personating,
A#Mega-rocking, A#mpillow-talking,
AmJust a little D7crooked walking,
A#Coyly pouting, A#mbooby-sprouting,
AmFor some reason D7always shouting,
A#Fascinating, A#mcaptivating,
AmHappiness and joy D7creating...
BDown's CSyndrome FGirl!