EmI hope you hang yourself with your H&M Cmaj7scarf
While j*rking off listening to Ammozart
B7Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
EmYou don’t eat meat
Cmaj7You’re so indie rock it’s almost an Amart
You need SPF B745 just to stay alive
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even Cmaj7like boys
AmNo you don’t even like
No you don’t even B7like boys
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even like Cmaj7boys
AmNo you don’t even like
EmYou’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Cmaj7You’re so skinny you
AmSecretly you’re so amused
That B7nobody understands you
EmI’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
Cmaj7I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
AmI can’t believe I fell in love B7
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even Cmaj7like boys
AmNo you don’t even like
No you don’t even B7like boys
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even like Cmaj7boys
AmNo you don’t even like
No you don’t even B7like Cmaj7 C#m7
Ur so B7gay ur so gay
Em7You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
Cmaj7You pull em' down and there’s really nothing there
AmI wish you would B7/D#just be real with me
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even Cmaj7like boys
AmNo you don’t even like
No you don’t even B7like boys
EmYou’re so gay and you don’t even like Cmaj7boys
AmNo you don’t even like
No you don’t even B7like p*nis!
